MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL 2

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First of all muaaaaaah to all the Readers for reading my previous two posts “Sorry I don’t kow Angrezzzzi” And “MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL” thanks guys for reading , commenting and tweeting about it , And most importantly “jhelofying” my “tooti footi” Angrezzzzi with tons of grammatical errors. Thanks you guys mean everything to me.

And now let’s start where we left last week i.e. part two (say it with fish like lips, yes like that: P) Of MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL no please don’t call it a sequel our Bollywood Directors are very bad at it par sab chalta hai ky ki sab GOLMAAL hai!!!

It was around 4:20am my eyes opened it was too hot in the bus as all the windows were closed and the bus keeper/conductor as we love to call it had switched off the A/C it was uncontrollable so I opened the window and I was trying to be asleep with my face facing the window and just couples of minutes later an old lady started yelling in marathi “kaun aahe to weda manus itkya sakali khidki ughadnara mazha mulala itka taap aahe” (who is that stupid who has opened the window my son has a high fever ) before she could come to my seat I closed the window god forbid you can’t argue with elder people and I didn’t even feel like coz she had a genuine reason . I tried to sleep again but this garmi uffff (TMK ishtyle) so I decided to remove inshirt (tuck out) my shirt and as I tried doing that my right hand touched something I was wondering I thought to switch on the light but then thought against it as it would disrupt others sleep I looked on right side but couldn’t figure it out and as I was removing my mobile so at least in mobile light I can figure out what it is and that moment only he smiled , OMG it was a Negro I was shocked I somehow controlled my shout I could figure out it was him just because of his doodh se safedi wale teeth, I took a deep breath and thought for a while if god would have gifted them with black teeth/Bluetooth no one would be able to make out in dark it was them , I also smiled at him.

Then I Removed my IPod and started listening to slow songs I got so lost in those songs that even I didn’t remember when I reached dreamland, I was dreaming some beautiful girl is tickling me on my stomach and I was enjoying it then tickle slowly slowly started reaching up towards chest no wait it isn’t dream, then what is it, is it that negro? OMG is he gay? I opened my right eye slowly just to check no but it wasn’t him he was in deep sleep with his mouth wide open and his Happy dent wale teeth (like that torch in mouth wala ad) WTF then what is that tickle was moving here and that and it was not making me laugh but worry what is it ? I stood up and shook my shirt moving my hands over the shirt to find out what that creature was it was now trying to move towards my back I immediately removed my shirt and it was a fucking small baby cockroach bloody Cock***** I just somehow threw him off my body and wore my shirt I am not generally afraid of them but what if they start crawling on your body and you realize t later and sat down again and in all this drama my iPod fell down under the seat I thought finding it and I bend a little I decide against it 1.It was dark beneath seats, 2.It was stinking, so let it be I would manage few hours without iPod then to get unconscious phew

Somehow I slept for hour or so and my eyes opened to a bright new day as I peep out of a window I asked if someone has found my IPod and the conductor gave it to me I thanked him I thought chalo raat gayi baat gayi at that moment my nose smelled something really bad, someone had really farted very badly and it was not the gas in the Air continued one after other mere naak k saare baal jalgaye I opened my window as everybody was awake by now and I took my head out of window and breathed fresh air and got up and sprayed perfume Alas I would have been dead .

So after half an hour bus stopped at some restaurant and I saw a people first rushing towards sulabh shauchalay I took my clothes and towel to get a bath first and then have tea and breakfast And as I was going towards the bathroom I saw that negro dancing I asked him what happened he replied “dunno mahn there something inside my shirt” And I understood what it was hahaha i couldn’t control my laughter and it burst I caught my stomach out of laugh

And the journey continued and I safely reached Pune

and the bus went ahead dropping me i saw the slogan written 

“चलती है गाड़ी, उड़ती है धूल,

जलतें हैं दुश्मन, बिखरतें हैं फूल.”

So how was it, please comment and give feedback