Rajesh Khanna Aur Unka Deewanapan

17:22:00 in aashirwad, Anand, anita advani, Anju mahendru, Babu Moshai, dimple kapadia, jatin arora, Rajesh khanna, rinki khana, superstar, TIME HOGAYA PACKUP, tina munim, twinkle khanna

 

(play the song and read the blog live the legend again)

Dec 29 , 1942 Ye wo din hai jab bharat ki dharti par Jatin Arora Naamak ek baalak ne janm liya jo aage badhkar India ka pehla SUPERSTAR bana  ji haan Rajesh Khanna Aka Kaaka ka asli naam Jatin Arora hai par unki parvarish unke sage maata pita ne nahi balki foster parents ne ki , Rajesh khanna ko unhone adopt kiya tha , sun 1965 me jab rajesh khanna ne filmi jagat me apne kadam rakhe to unke uncle ne unka naam Jatin se Rajesh me kardiya aur ab poorie duniya unhe kaaka ke naam se jaanti hai India ke pehle aur ek matra Superstar jinhone lagataar 15 hits diye 

Rajesh khanna Aur unka Deewanapan Gazab ka tha khaaskar unki female fans me, kehte hai ki unki gaadi jaha se bhi jati ladkiya unki gaadi ko is kadar chumti ki poori gaadi lipstick ki marks se bhar jaati , isn't that amazing saakhshat ladkiyo ke pyar ka stamp apki gaadi par apke charo taraf aur aap usme baith kar ja rahe ho ye is ad me bohot hi acche se dihaya gaya hai , ye unke real videos hai 

 

kaaka ki deewangi ka khumaar is kadar chaya hua tha ki unki female fans to unki tasveer se hi shaadi kar leti aur apni unglia kaat kar khoon behne deti or usi khoon se maathe par sindoor lagati , kai ladkiya to kaka ke pyar me pagaal hokar unhe khoon ki chithiya bhi likhti , naa to aajkal ki ladkiya kisi bhi ladke k liye aisa kara or na to aajkal ke kameene ladke ye sab ke layak hai  Sachmuch nasib leker aaye the Jatin Arora 

Magar jis Rajesh khanna ko laakho deewani ladkiya khoon ki chittiya likha karti wahi kaaka kisi ke deewane the, Aur ek nahi unki to kahi Girlfriends thi Aur ho bhi kyu na aakhir kaam King Of Romance jo thehre unki  life ki pehli Girlfriend thi actress Anju Mahendru 1960 me unka affair shuru hua Aur dono Live In Relationship me chale gaye par saare log dang rahe gaye jab 1973 me Anju se break up k bad Kaaka ne Dimple kapadia se shaadi kar li  aur tab Dimple sirf 16 saal ki thi and they have two children Twinkle khanna and rinky Khanna but after 10 yrs of marriage they got separated but not officially divorced

Rajesh Khanna with Anju Mahendru and Dimple Kapadia

Aur fir unki zindagi me Tina munim aayi dono ne saath saath kai hit films di aur baaki couples ki tarah is love birds ne apne pyaar ko chuapaya nahi blaki jo bhi kiya bindaas kiya aur yaha tak elaan kar diya ki dono ek hi toothbrush use karte hai par 1987 me tina ke shaadi k proposal ko kaake ne thukra diya aur dono Alag hogaye , karodo fans ka dil jeet lene waale kaka ka bhi dil kahi baar toota .

Rajesh Khanna and Tina Munim

lekin uske baad bhi unka ek aur affair tha  unki aakhri love lady thi Anita Advani jo 2004 se aakhri saas tak unki Live-In partner thi par 18 july 2012 ko kaaka apne karodo fans ka dil tod kar humesha k liye door chale gaye ye kehte hue ki "Babu Moshai mere fans mujhse koi nahi cheen sakta !!!"

And lastly three Unknown Facts about Rajesh Khanna

1.  Rajesh Khanna gave popular writer duo Salim Khan and Javed Akhtar their first break as screenwriters in his famous film Haathi Mere Saathi. 
2.  Shekhar Kapur offered Mr India to Rajesh Khanna initially, but he declined the offer by saying that he couldn't relate to the invisible character of the hero. 
3.  Rajesh Khanna's current home 'Aashirwad' was earlier called 'Dimple'. He bought this home from yesteryear actor late Rajendra Kumar.

Those last words "TIME HOGAYA PACKUP"

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A Night With A Mouse

03:37:00 in 26th july, aishwarya rai, Andheri, CST, Flood, jackie shroff, kamaal R khan, kiss, mausi, mouse, Mumbai, rani mukherjee, Rat race, salman khan, sherlyn chopra, sunday, sunny leone

Who can forget that 26/7 rains entire Mumbai city was flooded 

I had just finished my work and was leaving from office , it was already 11.30pm before closing the office my boss had offer me to stay in office but I never took rains so seriously so I went ahead but I was fool as I walked to the main road there was water everywhere and roads had disappeared all vehicles struck at one place, all shops were closed  slowly slowly walking inch by inch I reached ANDHERI station by that time it was 12.30 already and trains were also not working thanks to drainage system of Mumbai , I saw on Platform no 1 there were hardly any people maybe they might have come to know through news , I cursed my khadoos and kanjoos boss for  not having TV in office and at that time network was also jam.

 I was dying of hunger and thank god at least that Railway vikreta stall was open I bought a packet of biscuit (BISCUT) I take that pack go to the bench, open the biscut pack and start munching, as I remove another biscut from pack it was half broken so half fell down and half was in my hand I put that in my mouth and I look up and as I look down again that bicut which had fallen down was GAYAB wonder hain ese kese? so I jaanbujke ghIrao other byte I take my face away from it but then I kept my TEERCHI NAZAR on it and then I see it’s a mouse that comes at the speed of BIJLI and takes that biscuit then disappears in the bill , I said chuck it koi baat nahi , then I don’t know how that biscuit packet slipped and biscuits scattered here and there in no time bolte hain na palak jhapakte hi ek ek karke saari biscuit leke choomantar hogaya CHATUR CHUHA MAMA   

Mujhe bohot gussa aaya maine socha usko maza chakhana hi padega toh ek biscuit jo mere haath me thi maine use jaanboojkar gira di aur jaise hi wo aaya or biscuit uthake bhagne laga mene jese taise karke uski pooch par pair rakh diya usne palat kar kaatna chaha par maine wo lambe wale nanaji k chaate se use rok liya or jaise hi maine doosra pair uthaya use maarne k liye awaaz "mat maaro" mai ekdum shock hogaya maine aaju baju dekha lekin waha to koi bhi nahi tha usne chitti maari slowly idhar neeche main main bol raha hu,  main ascharya chakit hogaya then I had to belieb k wo chuha hi bola

main bola  " kameene meri saar biscut to tu kha gaya tera pet bhargaya aur main bhuka rehgaya "

CHUHA: -  " ascharya chakit kyu ho rahe ho itna bada parivar  u hi nahi chalate, chalo ab jaane bhi do biwi ko ye biscut dene jana hai warna wo mujhe maar dalegi "

 Biwi ka naam sunkar maine socha theek hai chalo jaane dete hai, par mujhe bor ho raha tha to mene usse kaha “ek shart par tujhe wapas aana padega mera Tp nahi ho raha" ispar chuha bola "mujhe kya pagal kutte ne kaata hai tera bharosa nahi agar kahise danda lake rakha mujhe marna k liye to? na baba na main nahi aaunga " I said  " tujhe teri biwi ka waasta" he joins hands  "101% aaunga mere baap jaane de"

He left and I took out my cell and started playing game time passed by but he didn’t come My mobile popped up Battery low so I decided to keep that one dandi battery for emergency, I watched time dekhte hi dekhte 30 minutes passed and he didn’t come I thought "saale  chuhe log kitne advance hogaye hai hum unko CHUHA MAMA kehte hai aur wo insao ko mamu banane lage hai "

And I hear a whistle, there he is 

Me: Itna time kyu laga chuhe?

Chuha mama: Ae chuha mat bol mera naam KAMAAL R KHAN hai 

Me: Bwahahahaha

Kamaal: Ae has kyu raha hai?

Me: Kuch nahi ek baat yaad aagayi thi ese hi, tu bol tuje itna time kyu laga biwi k sath ahem ahem kar raha tha kya?

Kamaal: Nahi yaar itna romantic mausam hai aur use periods hai, batao yaar #facepalm

Me: Toh kisi aur k sath tha?

Kamaal: Nahi yaar me wo wala kamaal nahi hai jo tu soch raha hai jo din raat kisi na kisi ko kiss deta firta hai

Me: Tujhe kese pata uske baare mai?

Kamaal: saala meri behen par bhi line marta tha ekdin mene jaake uska WO kaat liya tabse sirf kiss hi dea rehta hai kuch aur kar nahi sakta

Me: (ROFL caught my stomach laughing, somehow controlled it) Accha chal bata late kyu hua fir

Kamaal: (sad ho kar) yaar wo khane k baad saare bartan dhone the bartan dhoye fir do chotte chotte bete hai unko lori sunakar aaraha hu, lori sune bina sote nahi hai chintoo pintoo

Me: LOL tujme or insano me fark itna hai ki tu pehle se chuha hai ar insaan shadi ki bad chuha ban jata hai

Kamaal: kya? hahaha loosers kahike

Me:  Accha ye bata tu looser kese bana? matlab love marriage ya arrange marriage ?

Kamaal : *blushes* love

Me:  kya baat hai shaadi bohot dhoom dhaam se ki hogi fir?

kamaal: (rowdy akshay ki tarah mooche taankar) haan aur nahi to kya? khaana bhi Mc.D  se mangwaya tha

Me:   Mc.D se kaise?

Kamaal: yaar kya tu bhi Gadha Prasad jaise sawaal poochta hai hum log Mc.D ka nahi kha sakte kya? apna ek banda hai Veerappan wo sab jhol karke leke aata hai uski poore andheri station par chalti thi :(

Me:   Thi matlab?

kamaal: yaar CHUHA POLICE ka ek member uski gang me mila hua tha uski wajah se pakda gaya aur kameene chuhe police wale police station lejane ki bajai uska encounter karwane le gaye , bole k lockup me jayega saala do minute me choot jayega

Me:   Lekin ye chuhe police k paas bandooke hote hai? goliyaan hoti hai? Bulletproof ye sab hota hai kya?

Kamaal: Tumhare police k paas hoti hai? nahi na? To choop chaap sunte raho, haan to rail ki patri par le jaate hai 4 police wale pakad k rakhte hai aur jaise hi train aati hai wo log bhaag jate hai, ese hota hai encounter samjhe?

Me:  Oh to tum logo ne kuch kiya nahi? chuha police se badla nahi liya ?

Kamaal: Kiya na? unko naukri se haath dhona padega kameeno ko , transfer kara diya , humara neta hai ek mantralaya me baithta hai humari biradari ka hai  usko boldiya usne sabko fire kardiya .. fir kya humare Maya Bhai Lokhandwala me rehte hai unko bulaya sabko tapka diya kutte ki maut mare sab k sab

Me:   Oh lekin yaar tumhara bill to itna sa hota hai tumlog kese adjust karke rehte ho

Kamaal: yaar jo dikhta hai wo hota nahi bahar se jo bill dikhte hai wo andar se SALMAN KHAN k dil se bhi bade hai , bungla hai bungla lekin saala bill k bahar dhyan se nikalna padta hai

Me:   kyu cheel  uda k le jaati he kya? (Oops dumb me what I asked)

Kamaal:  kya tu bhi kamaal r khan karta hai yaar tum logo ki wajah se mooh se laal pitchkaari (kesar ki baarishe/gutka) chodte rehte ho kambhakto tumhari holi jhelne baithe hai kya humlog (in extreme anger) agar hum log aukad pe aajye na tum sab logo chuhe ki maut mar sakte hai ?

Me:  control paaji we know about plague

Kamaal: (still in anger) Nahi nahi dekh lo kese chand paakistaani ne milkar CST station par maara tha tum logo ko chuhe ki maut

Me:  haan lekin tumhe kaise pata ?

Kamaal: vimla mausi ne bataya wo CST me rehti he roz last train me aaram se baith k aati he milne

Me: Mausi? Bwahahaha

Kamaal: Mereko malum hai tu kyu has raha hai wo jackie shroff k video k liye na? uski to me maya bhai se bolke laga dunga , saala kya bolta hai #MausiChiG**nd

Me:   (shocked) yaar tujhe kaise pata?

kamaal: Jab tum insaan log subah subah paisa kamane nikal jaate ho RAT RACE me , dekha isme bhi humara naam hai RAT RACE , toh kuch fukket log yahi k platform no 8 pe baith kar dekhte rehte hai yahi sab , hum log chupke se dekh lete hai

Me:   Wow yaar aur kya kya dekha?

Kamaal: (sharmate hue) Sunny Leone

Me:   OMG

Kamaal: Recently sherlyn chopra ke bhi bade charche ho rahe the

Me:  Maze hogaye tere to sunny leone , sherlyn chopra ,  yaar kitni acchi zindagi jite ho tumlog

 

Kamaal: kya maza yaar?

Me:   kyu itni to maza marte rehte ho without tax

Kamaal:  kya batau yaar ek din mere ex RANI mujhse milne aarahi thi yahi Andheri PF no 1, indicator k niche, wo 2 number Platform pe rehti hai bilkul mere ghar k saamne , fair and lovely aur Dabur Amla tel   lagakar , wo mujhe dekh rahi thi main use , aankho me aankhe dalkar bus ek PF aur do patriyo ka faasla tha achanak ek train ayi , aur wo faasla faasla hi reh gaya

Me:   Fir kya hua?

Kamaal: Main bhi ja raha tha usi patri par suicide karne par usi waqt AISHWARYA ne mujhe dhaka de diya dono ek doosre k upar gire aur fir HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM hogaya

Me:  Waah Happies Endings, tujhe Rani ke saath bitaye pal yaad nahi aate?

kamaal: Insaan nahi hai humlog jaanwar hai humlog , yaad aati hai ex ki tumhari tarah nahi ki strangers , became friends , fell in love ,sex, break up and again strangers haan (Angry again and continues) are tum logo ko dekhlo jaanwaro se badtar zindagi jeeto ho tumlog, bhed bakri ki tarah virar se churchgate, churchgate se virar , roz marte ho train k niche aakar , uthane k liye stretcher bhi nahi milta

Me:   Haan yaar teri baat to sahi hai saala train accident ka toh insurance bhi nahi milta its considered as suicide

Kamaal: Sorry yaar me gusse me jyada bol gaya

Me:   Nahi yaar chal ab soja

Fir jab subah ki pehli train se hum dono ki aankh khul gayi

Kamaal: chal oye uth subah hogai tu apne ghar ja aur me jata hu apne biwi k liye chai banani hai wo uthne se pehle ghar pohoch jana hai warna kuch galat samjegi

Me:   will miss you yaar , chal na tu bhi mere sath next week kerala ja raha hu ghumne accha accha khilaunga , ghumaunga

Kamaal: train pakad aur nikal, bada aaya hume ghumane wala oye Indian railway par humara janam siddh haq hai bina reservation jaha chahe ghoom sakte hai samja  (waves hand) bye TC

Uske bad me poore din wahi sochta raha ki ye chote muh ne toh badi baat kardi aur sach hi toh bola ki humari zindagi or unki zindagi me jyada fark nah hai, hai kya?

Aap khud hi sochiye , CYA next Sunday

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MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL 2

22:45:00 in

First of all muaaaaaah to all the Readers for reading my previous two posts “Sorry I don’t kow Angrezzzzi” And “MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL” thanks guys for reading , commenting and tweeting about it , And most importantly “jhelofying” my “tooti footi” Angrezzzzi with tons of grammatical errors. Thanks you guys mean everything to me.

And now let’s start where we left last week i.e. part two (say it with fish like lips, yes like that: P) Of MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL no please don’t call it a sequel our Bollywood Directors are very bad at it par sab chalta hai ky ki sab GOLMAAL hai!!!

It was around 4:20am my eyes opened it was too hot in the bus as all the windows were closed and the bus keeper/conductor as we love to call it had switched off the A/C it was uncontrollable so I opened the window and I was trying to be asleep with my face facing the window and just couples of minutes later an old lady started yelling in marathi “kaun aahe to weda manus itkya sakali khidki ughadnara mazha mulala itka taap aahe” (who is that stupid who has opened the window my son has a high fever ) before she could come to my seat I closed the window god forbid you can’t argue with elder people and I didn’t even feel like coz she had a genuine reason . I tried to sleep again but this garmi uffff (TMK ishtyle) so I decided to remove inshirt (tuck out) my shirt and as I tried doing that my right hand touched something I was wondering I thought to switch on the light but then thought against it as it would disrupt others sleep I looked on right side but couldn’t figure it out and as I was removing my mobile so at least in mobile light I can figure out what it is and that moment only he smiled , OMG it was a Negro I was shocked I somehow controlled my shout I could figure out it was him just because of his doodh se safedi wale teeth, I took a deep breath and thought for a while if god would have gifted them with black teeth/Bluetooth no one would be able to make out in dark it was them , I also smiled at him.

Then I Removed my IPod and started listening to slow songs I got so lost in those songs that even I didn’t remember when I reached dreamland, I was dreaming some beautiful girl is tickling me on my stomach and I was enjoying it then tickle slowly slowly started reaching up towards chest no wait it isn’t dream, then what is it, is it that negro? OMG is he gay? I opened my right eye slowly just to check no but it wasn’t him he was in deep sleep with his mouth wide open and his Happy dent wale teeth (like that torch in mouth wala ad) WTF then what is that tickle was moving here and that and it was not making me laugh but worry what is it ? I stood up and shook my shirt moving my hands over the shirt to find out what that creature was it was now trying to move towards my back I immediately removed my shirt and it was a fucking small baby cockroach bloody Cock***** I just somehow threw him off my body and wore my shirt I am not generally afraid of them but what if they start crawling on your body and you realize t later and sat down again and in all this drama my iPod fell down under the seat I thought finding it and I bend a little I decide against it 1.It was dark beneath seats, 2.It was stinking, so let it be I would manage few hours without iPod then to get unconscious phew

Somehow I slept for hour or so and my eyes opened to a bright new day as I peep out of a window I asked if someone has found my IPod and the conductor gave it to me I thanked him I thought chalo raat gayi baat gayi at that moment my nose smelled something really bad, someone had really farted very badly and it was not the gas in the Air continued one after other mere naak k saare baal jalgaye I opened my window as everybody was awake by now and I took my head out of window and breathed fresh air and got up and sprayed perfume Alas I would have been dead .

So after half an hour bus stopped at some restaurant and I saw a people first rushing towards sulabh shauchalay I took my clothes and towel to get a bath first and then have tea and breakfast And as I was going towards the bathroom I saw that negro dancing I asked him what happened he replied “dunno mahn there something inside my shirt” And I understood what it was hahaha i couldn’t control my laughter and it burst I caught my stomach out of laugh

And the journey continued and I safely reached Pune

and the bus went ahead dropping me i saw the slogan written 

“चलती है गाड़ी, उड़ती है धूल,

जलतें हैं दुश्मन, बिखरतें हैं फूल.”

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MUMBAI TO PUNE via HELL

22:29:00 in Driver, India, Journey, Mumbai, Night, Paan, Pune, Taxi

"Welcome to India Mr. kapoor" said the lady on Mumbai airport to which I smiled, it felt so good to be back to India after 5 long years damn my work of engineer and contract which didn't allow me I had to look India through news channels *sigh* I breathed indian air so much fresh so much and the smell of Indian soil wow amazing and thinking this i took my trolley and started walking my eyes were searching for the cab, I asked the security and he guided me to
taxi stand

I went there with my luggage and pressed the horn as the driver was not there "aaaya sahab" was a response from my left side he was smoking with his fellow driver friends he gave the cigarette to his friend and came to car opened dikki and kept my (luggage) looking at him I was worried he looked horrible curly long hair that covered his face plus unshaved mustache and beard plus those red eyes I kept looking at him for a moment thinking what if in middle of road he stops the car as robs me? "chalo saab" he opened the door and asked me to get in I got in with my fingers crossed  ,,, he prayed to ganeshji before starting the car and I was convinced he will not harm me , phew I was relaxed a bit and uncrossed my fingers and looked at my watch it was 2.30am he started the car and got the cab out of the airport on main road "kaha jaoge saab?" he asked with a humble voice I said DADAR ST BUS DEPO "theek he saab" he said as he changes the gear and as we move on 


I removed my blazer and tie and tried to sleep as soon as I close my sleep car was doing latkas and jhatkas i said "bhaisaab thoda dhire chaliye Mr. jo bhi tumhara naam hai" bit annoyed I requested "Ram Singh , Ram Singh naam hai humara saab kya karega sarkar sadak hi nahi banate na, apka naam kya hai saab ?" "mera naam bhi Ram hai, Ram kapoor " as I removed my phone and switched on the GPS just to check whether he is taking me through proper route "kya baat hai saab aap bhi Ram main bhi Ram aap bura na mano to ek baat puchu? Before I could answer yes or no he asked, I think he got exited " aap kidhar jaa rahe ho? apko receive karne koi nahi aaya?" I thought for a second but then answered " main Canada se aaraaha Pune ja raha hu meri behen ki shaadi hai, use surprise dena hai isiliye kisiko bataya nahi hai ki main aa raha hu" 


I plugged in the earphone and started the FM RADIO and old songs were playing as I was flipping frequencies I heard my favorite kishore Kumar’s song 'ek ajnabi haseena se..... ‘as I liked the song I murmured the song instantly he replied "saab kya akele akele gane ka maje le rahe ho loudspeaker on karo hume bhi sunne do" I thought "tum malik ho ya me mai driver hu" nevertheless I did not argue and switched on the speaker ,,,and to my worst he started singing in a bad voice , i held my head


After going a little ahead maybe a KM he stopped a car I wondered what happened he got out of the car and went to a small shop I also got out of the car and went there he had ordered a maawa " kya hai na saab ratme gaadi chalana beech beech mai jhapki na aaye isliye thoda refreshment " I was just looking at him "aap kuch loge saab kuch refreshment, maawa, cigarette, meetha paan, supari kuch bhi?" I looked the other side and said mujhe to teri supari dene ka man kar raha hai " saaab k liye banarasi meetha paan banao bina tambaku,chuna ke " he took his maawa and went to the corner and then opened his zip and started watering the bushes I was getting angry as toilet was right next to paan wala after pissing he came near me I got one step aside he took out that pudi, rubbed the pudi on his palm of unwashed hands and then inserted the mixture in his mouth .. I felt like puking yuksss I paid for both and said "chale?" "haan haan chalo" and by the time meter was on WTF



"Bhai saab jaldi chaliye meri bus choot jayegi maine tickets already book kar rakhi hai" i put a paan in my mouth and chew as it was metha paan with honey and all you can chew and swallow it as we crossed bandra kherwadi junction he said "saab ghai khiyoge" i said "kya?"
"ghai ghai" haan subhash ghai bakwaas director hai "ghai nahi khaai" I thought Bandra ki Khaai I replied "hmmm"   he stopped the car "gaadi kyu rukai, ab kya hua?" I shouted he spitted one glass of spit that
he had in his mouth and the road turned red "sahab main pucha to aap to bole haan chai" *facepalm* I gave him a tapli and said "chalo chup chaap kidhar bhi rukana mat" he looked back in anger but thank god didn’t do or say anything I remember that dangerous Nana Patekar in Taxi no.9211


And after 15 minutes again he stopped the car "Ab kya hua" I said in a gave up voice he got out went back and opened the dikki I checked out of the window the signboard of shop read DADAR I stepped out said "sorry" he smiled "kitna hua" "450 saab" I gave him 500 ka note and said keep the change , he wanted to shake hand I said Namaste by joining hands thinking of the unwashed hand since he peed


I took my luggage to a bus stand thinking of a journey from airport to here god watte driver he was and thanks to India where people can pee anywhere and spit on the boards written do not spit here , never in the world in any country it is written but it isn’t his fault he was illiterate I think RTO officers should instructions and explain these rules also to them ......And to interrupt my thoughts my Luxury buss arrived i went inside kept and straight away went to sleep .....

So how was my story please do reply and give feedback (check contact tab), this was the first part next part will be published next week

lots of love
Prem 

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